A brand new ultra-cool, ultra-exclusive hot spot is launching this summer.
It's even better than the Limelight. Better than Disney. Better than... you get the idea, yeah?
And guess what? The hot spot is gonna be right here.
That's right. You read that correctly. Right here, baby!
Get access to the hot-off-the-press "For Members Only!" content pages that will feature all kinds of cool shit like members-only swag, contests, bonus content, signed books, badges, redeemable points, and oh, so much more!
But, you gotta be a member! Be in it to win it.
How much does all this amazing stuff cost you ask?
Access is FREE!
You know you want to join.
It's where all the cool kids will be hanging out this summer.
Don't be left out of the party. Nobody likes a stick in the mud except maybe the mud. And you don't want to be the mud, do you? Do you???
Launch details are coming in July! Stay tuned!
For now, I leave you with this gnarly print ad from 1982:
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